who am i?
who am i? who am i?
i'm the new number 2?
don't you want to know who number 1 is?
no? really? no not really...
i'm a ninja baby...a rock & roll ninja. i'm a hardcore, 3d, 24/7, rock & roll ninja baby...i'm a console cowboy, a hardwired, jumped up street samurai on a quest baby, yeah a quest...a quest to push some pixels.
i'm the pixelsmith baby,thepixelsmith. i'm your pusher, baby, your pixelpusher. i'm a ninja-wizard, yeah, that's it, i'm a ninja-wizard. try to understand, try to understand, try, try, try, to understand, i'm a magic man.
i'm the magic man, baby...
what do you do?
i thought i made it clear above...i push pixels
i'm a bad ass, hardcore, 3d, 24/7 pixel pushing ninja wizard...if you've got pixels i'll push 'em...left, right, up, down...even backwards and forwards at no extra charge.
what is pixel pushing?
the picture element, baby...the picture element. they're those little squares baby, those little red, green and blue squares...they're the screen baby the screen.
why push pixels?
why push pixels???
oh, baby...oh, baby...oh
why push pixels???why push pixels???cause they got it coming baby...they got it coming. but why do it you say...for the thrills baby, I do it for the thrills...
does thepixelsmith accept bribes?
yes...why yes I do...
bribes can be deposited in the forms of cash (always welcomed), checks, money orders, and caffeine products...
I really like the caffeine products....